The old one two

What you can do with two fingers (index and middle):
take a pulse
smooth your eyelid
smoke a cigarette
pull a bow
make a peace sign
operate a finger puppet
cross them for luck
give a military salute in Poland
type clumsily
shoot a pretend gun
poke an enemy in the eyes
make a scissors shape (to help you look for scissors)
wind wool or string round them
do rabbit's ears behind someone in a photo
separate strands of hair when cutting it
pull on a tight shoe
add off-spin to a cricket delivery
make a “quotations” sign
mime one horn of a charging bull
make a little walking man
signal the number two
measure the proper froth on some beers or a shot of spirits
make a goal in tuppenny football
strum a bass guitar
flick cards
make the scout's pledge
whistle loudly
count to two

....now, how many of those did you try?

odd jobs

So I've been thinking a lot about possible career choices lately. Here are some real jobs that would be interesting.

-pirate (they still exist)

-master cheese maker

-exercise instructor

-astronomer (nothing scientific though, just looking at stars)

-perfumer (like, sniffing perfumes to see if they smell good)

-pet food tester (cause dogs will eat anything)

-whiskey ambassodor (advises people on how to appreciate whiskey)

-nut steamer (immerses almonds, pecans etc in hot water to soften shells)

-odd bundle worker (arranges tobacco leaves on conveyor belt)

-scarf gluer (glues together plywood pieces)

-targeteer (tests accuracy of weapons)

-worm picker (walks in grassy fields to finds worms for bait)

-yeast pusher (transfers yeast from fermenting cellar to holding tank)

This is just random thoughts and ramblings......... ... ... .. .

i hate my legs. they are way too long

i should be exercising. jessica must miss me

i wonder when we changed. why didn't i see it till it was done

i think you need to grow up. maybe i need to...

i know i'm a bad friend most of the time. or maybe all of the time

i care to much about what everyone thinks of me. even complete strangers

i have a lot of trouble being in a relationship. purely platonic or otherwise

kismet?

utopia?

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