being female

Tonight I hate this freaking town, and all my best friends will be the death of me. I feel like total crap. Last night we went to the Wheaties game, which was a total was of my night. It was retarded, I still don't know why I went. I also hate being female. We have retarded emotions. One minute you love someone, the next you want them to go away. One minute you're happy and full of energy, the next you want to curl up in your bed and cry for a week. One minute you feel loved, the next you feel ignored. The littlest, most unimportant things can push you over the edge, and make you mad. All you males out there, be glad you aren't a emotional female. But I do pity you, because you have to try to understand us.