Oh, The Office. How I've Missed Thee

His Boss- "Now we have to pay for it, and it cost thirty-five hundred dollars."
Michael- "Five thousand, three hundred dollars for a doll?"

Michael- "That one makes me think of death, its kinda nice."

Andy- "Breakfast? They didn't...Unless you mean when they had soup. Does soup stand for breakfast?"

Michael- "So it wasn't Dwight after all. It looks like I'm the killer...Great twist..Great twist......."

Jim- "50% of marriages end in divorce, so its either her parents or mine."

Michael- "I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this."

Pam- "When you're a kid you always think that your parents are soulmates. Our kids are going to be right."