being female

Tonight I hate this freaking town, and all my best friends will be the death of me. I feel like total crap. Last night we went to the Wheaties game, which was a total was of my night. It was retarded, I still don't know why I went. I also hate being female. We have retarded emotions. One minute you love someone, the next you want them to go away. One minute you're happy and full of energy, the next you want to curl up in your bed and cry for a week. One minute you feel loved, the next you feel ignored. The littlest, most unimportant things can push you over the edge, and make you mad. All you males out there, be glad you aren't a emotional female. But I do pity you, because you have to try to understand us.

why??

This has been on my mind for awhile, and I want to know the answer. Why do people go out and get drunk? Like, one or two drinks are ok but getting absolutly wasted? Can't you have fun without getting drunk? Why do you do it? I don't see the point. Can all ya'll tell me why you do it?

skating parties and relatives

So tomorrow is our boxing day skating party, 1:00 be here or be queer. lol yeah, I dont know how great its gonna be. My dad's whole side of the family is coming out tomorrow and the day after and need somewhere to stay. That means that Allison and I get to share a room for two weeks...ok so maybe not quite that long but thats how long some of them are staying. So that totally bites. But tomorrow basically all of my most favorite people in the world are coming over, Brad, Katy, Thomas, Emma, Villian, Karen, Rusty..yup some pretty sweet peeps. Should be a good time. But if I'm in a horrible mood tomorrow, guys, I'm sorry. Its not you. Really. So I got some awesome gifts this christmas. My grandma gave me two types of perfum, Elizabeth Arden "Red Door" and Oscar de la Renta. They both smell amazing. I also got two new cds, Scissor Sisters and AudioA's Adios. I haven't had a chance to listen to either but I'm sure they're good. I also got Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. lol its a really funny movie. I've already seen it in theatres. lol hmmm what else? Some sweet shirts "Yoshi is my homeboy" and a Betty Boop one. and an awesome fuzzy housecoat. HOLY FRIZZLE! (I'm so sorry Brad!) lol I forgot to tell all ya'll about the beautiful necklace he gave me! lol I feel retarded now. But yeah its gorgeous! I love it! lol I'm gonna go now. Merry Christmas everyone!

is anyone else confused and slightly sticky?

PIRATES!!
1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!

lol see this proves that pirates are way better than ninjas jodi, you midget-hobbit-ninja

A thousand wonderful candles!

"A Thousand Candles"
We light a thousand candles bright, around the earth today,
And all the beams will shine across the heaven's grand display.

Yes, over land and sea tonight the joyful message brings
The birth of Him, our Lord and Christ, our Savior and our King.

Dear brightest star o'er Bethlehem, O let your precious light
Shine in with hope and peace toward men in ev'ry home tonight.

In all our house so cold and dark, please send your warmth sublime,
The warmth that comes from Jesus' love this blessed Christmas time.

I love our church candlelight service. Its absolutely beautiful. My favorite part was when we sang that song, with all of our candles lit and the lights off. Its gorgeous and magical in a way. It feels so awesome to be sitting there and see the light of everyone's candles reflecting off of their faces, and them passionately singing praises to God. I love it when everyone in the church has their own candle shining, because it symbolizes how us, as Christians, need to shine in the darkness of this world for Jesus and show our love for him. How small we are compared to the rest of the world but how powerful we all are together. I love Christmas!