Listen up Halmark!

So I've figured out a way to make millions of dollars. It came to me while standing in Walmart, walking up and down the aisles, staring at birthday cards and getting more and more aggrivated. I couldnt find any cards that I liked. So I said to myself, "Someone should inform Halmark that they need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend birthday card section. And they would have appropriate one for how long you have been together." The idea of this made me feel less stressed, until I realized that it was just another crazy dream and I still hadn't found the right card.