lol.

The Price is Right

"So," God asked Adam, "What's wrong with you already?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. So God said that he would make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
"What's a woman?" Adam wanted to know.
God said, "This lovely person will gather food for you and prepare it in wonderful ways, and when you discover clothing she'll wash those for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought for a moment and then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

lol too funny. on a side note, go down and look at the stuff i added on the side. fun times